Example 1: Light-Hearted and Silly I may not be a supermodel, but at least I smell nice... When I'm not busy saving the world or just ‘being awesome', I spend my time working as a bartender and part-time chef.
I make an effort to eat raw foods as much as possible, but I've been known to indulge in a Big Mac on occasion.
(I must admit, there's no better cure for a hangover than two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!
) Anyway, if you're a laid-back intellectual who can appreciate a freshly made quinoa salad and the occasional chai latte, send me a message. My name's Clint, and I'm here to steal your heart (with your permission, of course).
Cheesy lines aside, I thought it would be fun to try out this online dating thing, as many of my friends have recommended it.
In a nutshell, this means I get to fly across the country and make posts about our company on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.
The traveling is exciting, however the nature of my job has sorta, kinda turned me into an internet addict.
Example 6: Funny Introduction A friend told me that online dating sites are frequented by some very strange people, so I figured I should filter out a few folks by asking some serious questions.
Please answer carefully: 1) Are you a fan of Justin Bieber?
Anyway, if you're easy-going and at least 86% awesome, feel free to drop me a line sometime! I'm attracted to people who set big goals and put all their effort into pursuing them. I can't stand their smell and don't want to be around smoke all the time. :( Me You: An undeniably awesome couple with amazing chemistry. Example 4: Goofy and Sarcastic I tie my own shoes, brush my own hair, and make my own bed...