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There I sat, glumly gobbling glop in a silent mess hall full of equally glum glop-gobblers, a knit watchman’s cap pulled down over my makeup-less face and nothing to look forward to but my daily walk in the yard.
Re-reading the fine print on my lemon-ginger herbal tea bag for the 1,000th time, it occurred to me that there’s a fine line between glum and pious…and that though we were all here voluntarily, this meditation retreat was basically just a minimum-security New Age Prison for White People. Of course, I’m being facetious — my fellow glop-gobblers weren’t white; there were a few east Indians among us, an Asian or two, and at least one Mexican.
The following day, he set-up an offline meeting for drinks, with the intention of hooking up later that night.
Much like you will be once you meet someone, he was quite excited.
There’s absolutely no question it’s best to meet someone online.
It’s more discreet and you’re less likely to be caught.
No talking, no physical contact, no eye contact, no communication of any kind whatsoever.
No reading, no writing, no cell phones, no laptops.
Your wife might not personally hire a Private Investigator to follow you around.