You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been.
If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.
My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.
My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.
Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like change the oil in my car and rotate the tires?Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you.Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrrier, and I will kill you.I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight.Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object.