Sweaty crotch and errant tampon strings are known boner killers.
Quiz: What is the most basic — and simultaneously titillating — yoga pose? Nothing is more enticing to a potential suitor than a well-executed .
But more importantly, you can perform overtly sexual come-hither moves at the gym that would get you arrested if carried out in any other public arena. Here are five moves that are guaranteed to get you lucky: I don’t know much about proper form on weight machines, but I do know that men like to see boobs being pushed together.
If we were in the animal kingdom, thrusting your ass skywards in this manner would be known as “presenting.” Take advantage!
Put your mat in front of the cutie with the nice arms and wink at him through your legs while hanging out doggie-style.
It’s one thing to be opinionated, but quite another to believe that you are always right.
If he is hypercritical or judgmental of those whose opinions differ from his own, this may be a sign that he’s not particularly open-minded when it comes to sex.
Wise bartender simply said, “Well, not everyone is going to like you.” Oh. Example: My girlfriend Gabby likes stocky blond yuppies who golf and discuss crown molding over supper. Not that there’s anything wrong with stocky, golfing, crown molding-obsessed yupsters, they just don’t happen to tickle my fancy, personally. And you’ll be pissed off that you ever changed for someone else in the first place.
And thank goodness – if we did, we’d all be after the same people. Dye your hair or change your political views or alter your personality just to attract this person? Because sooner or later, the real you is going to come out and your partner is going to see it. You know those people who look you in the eye while you’re speaking, but then respond with some totally unrelated thought as though they weren’t actually listening to you at all? It’s no surprise that a man who picks up on both your verbal and non-verbal cues outside of the bedroom is more likely to do so in the heat of the moment. Great listening skills often translate into hot sex.Select your man-candy and make eye contact as you squeeeeeeeze your jugs together like you’re trying to crack a nut between them. Where else but the gym can you get away with posing spread eagle and putting the vajay center stage?Wait until a hottie is working out in front of you, then BAM. One word of caution: make sure your situation down there is in order.Since you’re already in the position, yogaboy just might mount you right there in class, and to that I say bow-wow-wow-yippee-yo-yippee-yay! It would not surprise me at all if I discovered a stash of Zumba DVDs next to an economy-sized bottle of Jergens in a dude’s top drawer.